If this won't get me a job...

...nothing will.

What's the number for the Ironworkers local 138 ?

You Must Be Gay If You Don't Have a Mustache Like Mine

She keeps Moet et Chandon

In a pretty cabinet

'Let them eat cake' she says

Just like Marie Antoinette

A built-in remedy

For Khrushchev and Kennedy

At anytime an invitation

You can't decline

Caviar and cigarettes

Well versed in etiquette Extraordinarily nice

She's a Killer Queen

Gunpowder, Gelatine

Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime

Recommended at the price

Insatiable an appetite

Wanna try?

To avoid complications

She never kept the same dress

In conversation

She spoke just like a baroness

Met a man from China

Went down to Geisha Minah

Then again incidentally

If you're that way inclined

Perfume came naturally from Paris

For cars she couldn't care less

Fastidious and precise

Dolphins Have Mustaches Too

Dolphins have been known to kill sharks. And grow mustaches. Coincidence?

Pet My Monkey

I Wish I had a Pencil Thin Mustache

On this day, I no longer had to wish.The dream was fullfilled like Boston Blackie....I solved mysteries all day...long into the night

der Schnurrbart autoritär

Als Schnurrbart oder Moustache wird eine Barttracht bezeichnet, bei der nur jene Barthaare nicht wegrasiert werden, die auf der Oberlippe wachsen. Daher wird diese Art des Bartwuchses auch als Oberlippenbart bezeichnet. Weitere Bezeichnungen für den Schnurrbart sind regions- bzw. dialektabhängig; sie lauten z. B. Schnauzbart, Schnäuzer, Schnorres, Sör, Schnauzer, Schnauz, Schnorrati oder Schnöizu.

The Scent of my Stache

Yesterday's sustinences smell superior Sunday after.

The ultimate flavor-saver,

My Mustache smells of lavender and pickled yams.