If this won't get me a job...

...nothing will.

What's the number for the Ironworkers local 138 ?

You Must Be Gay If You Don't Have a Mustache Like Mine

She keeps Moet et Chandon

In a pretty cabinet

'Let them eat cake' she says

Just like Marie Antoinette

A built-in remedy

For Khrushchev and Kennedy

At anytime an invitation

You can't decline

Caviar and cigarettes

Well versed in etiquette Extraordinarily nice

She's a Killer Queen

Gunpowder, Gelatine

Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime

Recommended at the price

Insatiable an appetite

Wanna try?

To avoid complications

She never kept the same dress

In conversation

She spoke just like a baroness

Met a man from China

Went down to Geisha Minah

Then again incidentally

If you're that way inclined

Perfume came naturally from Paris

For cars she couldn't care less

Fastidious and precise