This my final Mustache.  Except no immitations.

Mustache Mysterio

Bill, without knowledge of Mustache March, coincidentally has been growing a mustache this month and comes in as a late contender.  Even when the man doesn't know it's March, the mustache always knows.

I did it. I successfully wore the mustache to meet my girlfriend's parents. I've got a job interview on 3/28--but its with the cops! (crime photographer) and we all know how the cops feel about mustaches.

"Oh Captain, My Captain"

I had always seen my mustache as a great ship and I it's captain. But alas, there is no truth in a man controlling his mustache.  For every great mustache captains the man who wears it.  To this I say, thank you mustache.